Monday, October 14, 2013

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?


 lo_mcg edited 1 year ago
Must be the way you tell 'em, mate.
The other 1040* times this has been asked,( http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_r... ) it's been predictable, boring and unfunny.  
But somehow you've made it hilarious! Ever considered a career in comedy?
*The figure of 1040 refers only to those questions where 'vegetarian' was correctly spelled (well done you, btw!). With the various incorrect spellings and the times the question has been asked about vegans, the total is nearer 2000

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
this question gets asked a million times, so my opinion is that everyone who asks this is very unoriginal and may have intelligence problems.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Christopher Hitchens « godwillbegod

Christopher Hitchens « godwillbegod:
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”

Hitchisms - Add A Hitchens Quote To Your Favorite Quotes

Hitchisms - Add A Hitchens Quote To Your Favorite Quotes:
"The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that 'if English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me." — Christopher Hitchens